Deli-strife

A stressful episode occuring in or involving deli produce

Deli-worker: "Hey boss, there's a fly in the fridge, I've dropped coffee on the floor and there's fifteen people wanting two slices of ham each. What should I do?!"

Deli-boss: "Leave me alone you useless twat! I can't deal with all this deli-strife today! I'm going for a fag."

Deli-strife by Markpj May 17, 2007

deli-itis 

where you love a person who's bad for you. everyone else can see this handy piece of information but you.

Her boyfriend treats her like crap, yet she stil does everything fro him. She's got a wicked bad case of deli-itis.

deli-itis by DiVonnie November 17, 2005

Deli Ham

A hot chick that is always DTF.

Dana is just pure Deli Ham. Imma get up in dat.

Deli Ham by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Deli Mustard 

The act of shitting and pissing on someone's chest while they are sleeping, and rubbing it around

That asshole pissed me off, so i gave him some DELI MUSTARD

Deli Mustard by i like pussy May 20, 2006

Deli leg ham 

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

Deli leg ham by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

Deli Dockling 

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.

When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.

Deli Dockling by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021

Deli-Buff Spinster 

Any person who will eat food off of your cock.

Person 1: Aye did you go to the cocktail party last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Made amy my deli-buff spinster with the crudités!

Deli-Buff Spinster by Peeleberry December 4, 2010