Van

A really large person. Usually ugly as well.
That van was blocking my way at the deli.
by DiVonnie September 29, 2005
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deli-itis

where you love a person who's bad for you. everyone else can see this handy piece of information but you.
Her boyfriend treats her like crap, yet she stil does everything fro him. She's got a wicked bad case of deli-itis.
by DiVonnie November 15, 2005
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