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Crabbing 

Taking a haircomb and running it through your pubes to get the crabs out
"damn bitch you need to go crabbing"
Crabbing by octoNG March 13, 2023

Crabbing 

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
Crabbing by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

Crabbing 

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
Crabbing by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024
Youths hanging out with their mates, sitting in or standing around cars to get out of the house.
Hey Lou, we’re going crabbing at the maccas carpark…wanna come?”
Crabbing by mully666 April 12, 2026

Crabbing 

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.
Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.
Crabbing by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025

crabbing charge

noun - relating to chinese buffets, the charge that an individual is hit with if they crab. in upper class buffets, this may require one to remortgage their house.
"mate u better spoon and dispose real quick before they see that, otherwise there's gonna be a proper massive crabbing charge"