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Colour NOT color

C-O-L-O-U-R also spells Color
Fuck the american spelling, this is C-A-N-A-D-A
you: how many colors in a rainbow?
Canadian teacher: ITS COLOUR NOT COLOR DAMN IT!!! YOU FAIL!
you: It's "It's" with an apostrophe and you say I fail

colour fetish 

To have a sexual fascination or obsession with objects, entities, or uses of colour, usually a certain tone, or selection of tones.
I love it when girls have blue hair, or wear blue makeup... I guess I have a colour fetish for the colour blue..?
colour fetish by Kepoch April 25, 2014

Colour wolf 

A woman chaser.

Used by Chinese immigrants, it's a translation from the Chinese term.
I saw him with three different girls last week, he's colour wolf.
Colour wolf by pauljustpaul January 10, 2008

colour outside the lines 

not being 'perfect' at everything; cutting corners; innocent white lies;
I bend the rules from time to time; "yeah, I colour outside the lines now and then"; I'm not perfect you know!

Just like when you're colouring; it's not the end of the world, if you go outside the lines. You're only human.

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Colour of beauty 

Colour of beauty is what some random parents, who seem to have a certain hearing damage, understand when you tell them that you are playing Call of Duty
Mom: What are you doing?
Son: I'm playin' Call of Duty.
Mom to Dad : Mhm he's playing Colour of Beauty again... I still don't understand why this brutal game has such a soft name...
Colour of beauty by Clairebear96 August 25, 2013

Colour your face red 

When you embarrass yourself you colour/paint your face red. Red being the colour of embarrassment since people's faces become red when they are embarrassed.
T: "Weather report says it's going to rain soon"
V: "I don't think so, they're never right. Let's go out"
T: "Don't blame me if you colour your face red"
*Starts raining just as we step outside the house*