Highway Cologne 

The Sweet Smell Of A Rotting Carcass Stewing In The Hot Sun Along The Roadway. The Natural course Of Decomposition Has Long Settled In. Usually That Of An Animal That Has Been Struck By either A Car Or A Truck.

Chris Said The Highway Cologne Was Really Strong When He Was Ridding His Bike Back From Sturgis.

Highway Cologne by CRRS August 4, 2007

stoner cologne 

Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.

Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.

stoner cologne by super fader December 21, 2006

Ghetto Cologne

Febreeze or other type of air freshener used instead of real cologne do to lack of that and/or money

Justin:Hey you smell good is that the new MJ cologne
Ki: what you think im that rich. This is just some ghetto cologne

Ghetto Cologne by PapA Shamus November 8, 2009

nut cologne 

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

nut cologne by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

Camping Cologne 

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!

Camping Cologne by Andrew Clayberg October 1, 2007

Disney cologne 

The wafting aroma of sun screen, sweat, deodorant and BO that everyone wears whilst vacationing in the world of Disney.

Man, I was gonna shower this morning before we headed out to Epcot center, but I think I'm just gonna wear my Disney cologne like everyone else.

Boy am I glad everyone is wearing their Disney cologne, or else this place would smell like balls and ass.

Disney cologne by biggiesmallzballz June 27, 2010

redneck cologne 

bug spray

1. Get me the redneck cologne, these damn mosquitoes are eating me alive!

2. Let's pick up some redneck cologne and go camping.

redneck cologne by antibiotek June 6, 2010