Clegged Up

A gamer term for "fucked up", especially referring to odd or strange accidents that are seemingly impossible to achieve within the normal laws of physics. Named after PlanetSide 2 developer Adam Clegg, who is notorious for his ability to push further the frontier of physics simulation and game engines.

Player 1: "That drop ship looks like an ostrich with its head in the sand."
Player 2: "Yeah, Adam Clegged up again."

by Ailos October 21, 2012

Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Clegged Out

The process of having sold out, especially to a system or body that directly undermines the principles and values you have long adhered to.

Derived from the actions of the leader of the Liberal Democrat party, following the 2010 United Kingdom General Election.

(also: Clegg out, Clegging out)

I just found out that Innocent smoothies have totally Clegged out to Coca-Cola.

by Jacques-Francois May 14, 2010

Clogger

When you take a shit large enough that you know it will clog the toilet. it also feels like satan himself if releasing himself from your ass when you finally do squeeze it out.

*while wiping ass:* Yup, thats gonna be a clogger

by kitloin March 18, 2019

Clogger Shit

When you take a shit so huge that it clogs the toilet.

Conway took a clogger shit; it was so huge that the toilet got clogged and shit water overflowed from the toilet bowl.

by tttmack March 31, 2009

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019