Carted 

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

Carted by jon88 March 23, 2009

Clarked 

To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.

Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.

Clarked by Top_Tank July 28, 2012

Clarter 

Someone who does questionable things or is unpleasant to be around

God, Gary is such a clarter when it comes to women

Clarter by Gaunterodimm September 15, 2020

rasta clatted

Getting rasta clatted is basically like saying you’re gonna one bang someone

“I just rasta clatted hershel”

rasta clatted by Oddlamrock July 10, 2021

Grade a clarter

Like a clarter, only more powerful

If samuels a clarter, then moe is a grade a clarter

Grade a clarter by Gaunterodimm September 15, 2020

clarked 

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

clarked by anonymous May 7, 2005

clarked 

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.

Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!

clarked by Mambam March 9, 2008