churchdogg 

1: A very handsome, very friendly Karaoke DJ.

2: A serious newscaster from St. Louis.

Check out Churchdogg over there, providing the awesome tunes in between singers!

churchdogg by Churchdogg July 8, 2014

muck chucking 

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.

"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "

muck chucking by gogggg January 27, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

chetching 

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

chetching by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006

spic-chucking 

When an illegal immigrant gets pulled from a hospital, placed on a plane and tossed back to his/her own country.

Did anybody put a parachute on that brain-damaged guy when they were spic-chucking him out of the plane over Guatemala after he left the hospital in Florida?

spic-chucking by izzafartsmeller July 27, 2009

Churchill Martini 

1. Gin served in a martini glass, usually shaken over ice.

Made popular by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who when once asked how much vermouth he would like in his martini, was quoted as replying
``I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.``

I`ll have a Churchill martini. And if you even so much as look at the vermouth, we`re going to have problems.

Churchill Martini by Brett Caron December 17, 2008

Chauching

The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.

Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."

Chauching by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015