Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!

"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"

The Chive by FavoriteWorstNightmare April 26, 2014

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Keep Calm and Chive On

Keep Calm and Chive On originated from the English slogan "Keep Calm and Carry On" used to boost morale before the start of WWII. In modern times, it has been used to promote companies, firearms freedoms and various internet memes.

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chive on
carry on

Keep Calm and Chive On by WhereTheWildThingsGrow November 25, 2013

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The Chive

A website for people who are too stupid to figure out Reddit.

"You know the type, Bros who think The Chive is the end-all of the Internet."

The Chive by Csmtfrin April 1, 2015

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Keep Calm and Chive On

A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.

"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."

Keep Calm and Chive On by DiscreetGuest October 6, 2013

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