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double clicking the mouse 

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar
As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

chucking a marvin 

The Western Sydney term coined to describe a student who truants his final term of school thus making one unable to graduate, also used to indicate a ridiculously extreme form of sloth and laziness.

Brief Background History: Circa 2009
Marvin was a student attending a school in Sydney's Western Suburbs who was a legend in his own right, will be sorely missed.
Scenario Example of "chucking a marvin"

A: Hey, graduations in a few months...

M: I think I'm going to skip tomorrow

nine weeks later

M: Back Dude..

A: You can't graduate anymore man

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example 2

A: Hey man pass those chips right next to you

M: nah man i can't be bothered

A: Dude don't chuck a marvin!

Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.
Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!
Chucking a Jacob by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010

muck chucking 

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.
"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "

muck chucking by gogggg January 27, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.