cum catchers 

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.

After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.

cum catchers by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

lefty's catcher's mitt 

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

lefty's catcher's mitt by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

batter catcher 

or shortened to batcher. when orally pleasuring a female she will produce fluid or lady batter. this batter then falls down the chin of the person doing the pleasuring. any hair just under the lip is known as the batter catcher or batcher

hey man, whats that you got in your batter catcher?

batter catcher by batcher April 15, 2008

dog catcher 

A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.

Johnnie Smith's platform is so insane and out-of-touch that he couldn't get himself elected to dog catcher of Maysville, much less to Congress.

dog catcher by Allen Boyer December 31, 2007

jelly catchers 

girls underwear. Refers to catching the jelly that leaks out.

Molly's jelly catchers were wedge up her hungry ass.

jelly catchers by reagbo May 30, 2009

cell catcher 

It's slang for condom.

Hey man you left your paycheck in my car so I spent it on cell catchers and purple haze.

cell catcher by Y2Jandn9ne December 17, 2008

catcher's mentality 

having the catcher's mentality means doing whatever it takes to get your team the victory

catcher's mentality-Kyle Dodson

catcher's mentality by likeaboss1233216 May 26, 2011