Peasant Carriage 

Most means of public transportation
IE: Bus, Train, Coach etc.

Me "Why not just get a bus and save money"
Mark "I must contest, I refuse to travel on the peasant carriage"
Me: "Thou must protest as your financial situation is dyer"
Mark "Once yonder giro is cashed ones means of transportation would become more favourable kind sir"

Peasant Carriage by Syharrisonb July 16, 2011

meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

meat carriage by meattaxi December 5, 2015

meat carriage

a slang term for pussy. it is derived from a deli meat slicer. the meat carriage is the apparatus onto which the slab of meat is placed and securely fastened prior to slicing.

1) dude, her meat carriage could have fit a whole boar's head ham.

meat carriage by alex rizzo January 4, 2009

Broken carriage 

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

Broken carriage by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018

Onion carriage 

When your testicles have a sour onion like smell.

Man I have a real bad case of onion carriage right now!

Onion carriage by Roy McHebroid June 22, 2021

Full carriage 

When four people get into a Ferris wheel car and have sex before the car reaches the ground.

Man my bitch ex wife Sarah is demanding child support. She doesn’t even know if I’m the father; she got pregnant after a full carriage.

Full carriage by Budapestilence August 6, 2022

Mrs. Carriager 

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.

Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?

Mrs. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020