a tribe called quest 

an amazing and nearly overlooked hip hop group.

lyrics include: "responsibility is something i can't deny, illegalities are a narcissists reply" and such. if you haven't listened to them it's never too late

a tribe called quest is on another level.

a tribe called quest by bpmbrent April 25, 2009

carlette 

can be a little crazy. has an amazing personality and is super funny , can be serious and look mad but once talking to her she’ll never be quiet . carlette is a short human but with a big heart , can make you laugh. big brown beautiful eyes you’ll fall in love with

Hey do you know carlette?

Yeah! That cute funny short girl.

carlette by Tedyybeargirly January 21, 2018

Johnny Bench Called 

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."

My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"

Johnny Bench Called by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait) 

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait) by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

I called myself 

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

I called myself by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

Carleen 

Carleen is one of the sweetest things you will ever encounter as you walk across this earth. She will dazzle you with her wit and her sweet charm. She will entertain you with her imagination and sense of adventure. When you are with Carleen there is never a dull moment. She has an infectious personality that makes you love her instantaneously. Her beauty is immeasurable. If you are a Carleen you are truly beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. She is loved by most and those who do not fall under her spell change their minds after knowing her, unless they are of the foolish kind. She is a wonderful, wonderful creature who will make you a better person just for being in her midst. The girl that i'm falling so deeply for. The girl that puts a smile on my face whether I'm with her or just thinking about her. Carleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Carleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. If a Carleen says shes loves you, you're in luck for sure. Carleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. Carleen's love with all their being.

A classy, flirty young woman Playful, a tease
I am falling for a Carleen

Carleen by dfghjjjllvbnmyt August 18, 2010

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.

Awwww, he just got cheese curled

cheese curled by Tduck December 22, 2014