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Cambridge School of Weston 

A private school where all the kids pretend to be poor but the tuition is $45,000 for day students and $72,000 for boarders. CSW goers used to smoke weed but now don’t as they think it caused out of body experiences. Literally all of them think that has happened. A “safe space” and “art school” for people who are not unique but think they are and suddenly a wannabe sports school. CsW iS cHaNgIng
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Cambridge Ontario 

noun.
pronounced Cahm-brydge

A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
"Yo man i gotta reach Cambridge Ontario for some blow."
Cambridge Ontario by xChantalx December 9, 2008

Cambridge bubble 

see also Cambridge. The Cambridge Bubble is the force field projected by the University Library tower, and has a radius that includes all univeristy-owned sites in town, and stops at the reality checkpoint lamppost in Parker's Piece. The bubble's effect is to cut the students and staff of the university off from the 'real world'. Outside events cannot break through the bubble. The bubble's distorting effects also effect students' abiltiies to socialise, measure time, think logically, and can cause mental disturbance.
'Since she entered the Cambridge bubble all she thinks about is her once-fortnightly trip to Coco's, essay deadlines and where her next cafe latte is coming from.'
Cambridge bubble by Blitz November 30, 2004

Cambridge Bum Boy 

An annoying prick who somehow manages to bring the English town of Cambridge into every conversation. No matter what is being discussed there will be a better version of it in Cambridge and everyone else is meant to agree and care.
Person 1: "Nathan's such a Cambridge Bum Boy"

Person 2: "Yeah if he loves it so much why doesn't he stay there?"
Cambridge Bum Boy by spindly February 5, 2009

Cambridge high school

School in Georgia filled with white boys although the very little black guys that go here are fine asf. But when u encounter a white boy you might just throw up. The freshman’s and sophomores look way better than the seniors. Their football team is absolute trash.
You’re going to cambridge high school??? Shiddd you better transfer.
Cambridge high school by Besfrienddd February 24, 2019

Cambridge Road, Hale 

A place heavily populated with Hasidic Jews who love nothing more than to save money and laugh at those poorer than them. They are often found in packs and label themselves the ‘Hale Crew
Mac: “Hey tom do you live on Cambridge Road, Hale.”
Tom: “Yes Mac I do I hate poor people and love the synagogue.”

cambridge university 

A university where the top students go to drink, party and lose their virginity,
Cambridge University: What grades did you get?
Student: AAAA
Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?
Student: Yes
Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!