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Waste Cadet 

A 'waste cadet' is someone who has no hope in life. Usually someone who is a student or on the doll and spends their life either in bed or on the sofa. They are often a stoner and can spend many days not leaving their home.

A typical day in the life of a 'waste cadet' would be:

wake up....go down stairs...turn tele on...light a spliff...eat...wank...spliff...eat...bed..........repeat
Andy: Do you think nic will be up for clubbing tonight.

Justin: Nah mate is has been a proper waste cadet recently...hasnt left the sofa in 2 weeks
Waste Cadet by Andrew21_12 September 16, 2010
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One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. She's kind, sweet, loyal, and more beautiful than she realizes. If you have her as a friend, you have a friend for life. If you are lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend, you'd better love and cherish her. She has a more aggressive side at times and is an amazing kisser. If you are foolish enough to break up with her you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: hey man, who are you going to the dance with?
Guy 2: I actually am going with Cadence.
Guy 1: (jaw dropped) DUDE!!! you lucky af boi.
Cadence by ARandomLemon December 12, 2017

Caden Fail 

when someone wants to say something over text or facebook chat in CAPS but the last letter comes out as lower case.
Richard: well i g2g, see you tomorrow.

Lola: BYEEEEEe

Richard: wow BYEEEEEEe <--- total caden fail.
Caden Fail by sldavis44 July 10, 2010
Loving, kind, very loyal, can kiss very well
Cadeen is intelligent girl, kind ,very loyal, a good kisser and easy to convince
Cadeen by Cadeen October 3, 2020

mall caddy

A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be pussy whooped.
"Hey i ran into Mike and his girlfriend at the Macy's....yep he's an honest Mall Caddy."
mall caddy by Dean Carlos November 10, 2007

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night
dirty caden by Anal doge February 11, 2022