bar cabbage 

Wads of crumbled up 1 and 5 dollar bills found in your front pockets after a night at the bar, due to only paying for drinks with 20s.

I thought I had spent all my money last night, but I had more than enough bar cabbage to cover my cab ride home.

bar cabbage by JMac222 December 16, 2007

Cabbage Man 

A reoccurring character in Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Cabbage Man is a lonely merchant whose poor vegetables seem to always be under some subject of destruction.
Is often heard yelling "My cabbages!"

Also:
A nickname for a reoccurring minor character, often used for comic relief.

M. Night Shyamalan should play the Cabbage Man in his Avatar films!




Hey, that guy who got struck by lightening seven times is the Cabbage Man of Benjamin Button!

Cabbage Man by HannahHollywood January 15, 2009

Circus Cabbage 

When somebody clowns around too much and isn't making sense when they talk.

Friend- "one day I got a loosey from the corner store, then called this girl over to give me a loosey"

You- "Your Clowning! Your Trash, and garbage is coming out your mouth! Your Circus Cabbage!

Circus Cabbage by LakeGeorgeThugs November 21, 2010

Cabbage Packing 

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

Cabbage Packing by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

Timpani Cabbage Plunge 

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

Timpani Cabbage Plunge by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

victory cabbage 

The name given to sauerkraut during World War 1 by Americans due to a war against Germans

"Eat the victory cabbage! It's good for you"

victory cabbage by Keenster August 6, 2009

Lax Cabbage 

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.

Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.

Lax Cabbage by BroLaxLaxBro March 20, 2016