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Bronking 

A game where you try to get a physical letter delivered to the most ridiculous (preferably made up) name possible.

The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.

Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)

Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.

Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.
Guy 1: I just thought of the best bronking name, 'Mr Richard Poopenmyer'.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.
Bronking by wi1d3 January 9, 2010
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The act of being so high, that you have eyes that match brock from pokemon.
I'm so brocking out right now.
Brocking by ShanaShamwow June 18, 2013

broscoping 

v; the act of checking out males on social networking sites, primarily Facebook.
Bro, you must be gay because you have been broscoping ever since you got back from that frat party.
broscoping by Rockafella2412 February 21, 2010
the act of bros chillin on a couch and just hangin out
every guy at the party was brouching
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broning out 

doing anything that involves my little pony, and not caring about what anyone whose a non brony thinks about it.
Bronies: today we're broning out
Non-Brony: you guys are messed up, ponies suck
Bronies: (loving and tolerating) come on bronies, let go broning.

Brinching 

Verb. The act of meeting someone, a friend or work colleague, for brunch to have a bitch (whinge, gossip).
The women at that table are engaged in some serious brinching.
Brinching by PenName007 August 17, 2021