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Brexititis 

A neurological condition whereby the patient's real personality is suddenly revealed by their simple loss of ability to accept views different to their own, Leave or Remain, to the point at which they suspend all respect for others and then enter into raised levels of judgement and hatred creating social division.

Signs include excess heat, hot sunken eyes, redness, finger poking, increased volume, pronounced veins, general appearance of shitty indignation and judgemental and personal posting on social media including memes that are borderline legal.

Brexititis can be highly contagious in closed circles such as pubs, market stalls, farms, small businesses, school staff rooms and hospitals and is more prevalent among people aged 30+. Bed rest is the only cure - hence young people tend never to catch it in the first place.
They were having a stimulating conversation and then someone said, "What do you reckon to the referendum?". Immigration was then discussed whereupon several people exhibited an episode of Brexititis.
Brexititis by Brucester July 2, 2016
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Verb

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from having amputated body parts inserted into a bodily orifice. Usually fingers are used, however sometimes an entire limb is utilised.

An individual that enjoys Broiting is a Broiter.
A Kentucky man and his girlfriend were arrested yesterday after he arrived at hospital with an amputated foot lodged inside his anus. His girlfriend has a Broiting fetish.
Broiting by Felching Master September 14, 2019

a quarter to Breitling 

If you wear a expensive chronometer watch like Breitling and you want to show off, you can say this phrase.

To use this phrase it's possible to arrange every expensive chronometer watch (e.g. Rolex or IWC) with any time data.
Brooklyn: What time is it?
Leopold: It's a quarter to Breitling.
A poorly proof read text; also including auto correct, inappropriate punctuation, and completely nonsensical words because the individual typing hasn't taken two seconds to read what they just typed.
"Whatr are yihvdiung?"
"Bexting aga I n?"

"Oops soery."
Bexting by Bexter99 October 12, 2013

Brenting 

verb. To efficiently use time incorrectly.
Alan - "Hey, are you coming to class today?"
Tom - "Yeah, but I'm Brenting it."
Alan - "Maybe I will too, I have a good book I want to read."
Brenting by Jhalysz March 28, 2015

Bjexting 

The ability to text on a smart phone while simultaneously giving a man a blowjob
I have a girlfriend who is so good bjexting on her iphone to friends while making me cum, I took a photo of her doing it and posted it online.
Bjexting by Dakota_Edm July 19, 2011

Brenting 

verb. The act of doing Brent
Kayley is Brenting. Steph has tried Brenting but did not like it.
Brenting by Tatch April 29, 2005