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bookending 

A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.
"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"

"We bookended till the veins popped up"
bookending by Thomas Predicodd September 23, 2008
A vapish dolt. An unruly sort whose behavior is often associated with staring off into space for no apparent reason, comfortable watching the grass grow, spending all day in bed looking at the ceiling.
man 1: Look at that dude over there, eatin' his fingernails and starin' at the floor.
man 2: Yea man, that dude is a bookend, ain't nothin' goin' on in his life.
bookend by t-bow wow June 22, 2006

Barbie bookends

When two unrelated under 18 girls who are very close friends
dress alike in a slutty manner.
Wearing matching barbie pink heels and outfits.
Sometimes referred to as Barbie twins.
Matching prick teases who pretend they don't understand why the boys are hot for them.
Horny high school boy: "Dude check out Sharon and LeAnn!
They are so hot in their matching outfits!"
Other horny high school boy: "I just love Barbie bookends. I
want to do LeAnn so bad!"
Another horny high school boy: "You'd have to screw both of them, you can't break up a set!"
Barbie bookends by jsd9632 February 8, 2012
noun:someone who does not ever move or change, also someone who is awkward and strange
The boys who leaved in unit e room 12 were total bookends because they never left their room
bookend by ishmael93 September 6, 2011

bookending 

To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.
Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.
bookending by Jeff Hizzle January 14, 2008

Bookends 

A shot of tequila, followed by a carbomb, followed by another shot of tequila.
My friends had been drinking for two hours before I got there, so I ordered bookends to catch up.
Bookends by Golden Arms June 19, 2008