Kwaku Boateng 

Kwaku Boateng (born April 26, 1995 Paris ) is a Canadian football player as a defensive lineman for the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League (CFL).1 He played college football at Wilfrid Laurier University.

person 1: Omg is it a celebrity

person 2: No its just Kwaku Boateng

Kwaku Boateng by hhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj November 10, 2020

Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.

He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.

Boatism by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018

Norman Bates 

(n.) A person with a quiet but nervous demeanor, that instills fear into people. Based on the charactor from the movie psycho. See also bates motel. Hello mother dear...

That guy creeps the shit out of me. I'm afraid to take a showerin case I get knifed to death and thrown in a river. Oh God he just looked at me again.

Where? What guy?

Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.

Norman Bates by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

boats v submarines

A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.

Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.

Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.

Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.

boats v submarines by Zilyanasass April 6, 2014

boater 

Being Of A Terrific European Republic,

A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.

Boater tendencies may include:

-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.

-having an uncircumsized penis.

-living at home with your parents until marriage.

-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.

-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.

-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.

Having a kitchen in your basement in very boater!

boater by Sal Biondo March 14, 2008

Bates Jingle 

The act of over fucking, causing your partner to shit at the same time.

Oh no. Man, we bates jingled so hard last night. It was such a mess.

Bates Jingle by Tlimit February 20, 2017

Bootesy 

A Bootesy is another term for a player who is dismissed without scoring a run in Cricket. A first-ball dismissal is called a 'Golden Bootesy', dismissed without facing a ball is called a 'Diamond Bootesy', and a dismissal in the first ball of the innings is called a 'King Bootesy'.

Ahhh man I can't believe I just got a king Bootesy!

Bootesy by OCC 2nd XI Captain December 1, 2010