blinker fluid 

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

blinker fluid by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006

blinker boy 

A person who moronically drives down the street or highway with his or her turn signal on, making other drivers think he or she wants to change lanes, when in fact, he or she simply has forgotten to disengage the turn signal from a lane change many minutes or even hours ago.

I slowed down to let that Isuzu Trooper into my lane but it turned out he was just a blinker boy.

blinker boy by RachWho? August 30, 2008

blinker fluid 

An imaginary fluid in cars which enables the turn signals to work.

Aggrivated Driver: This asshat keeps changing lanes without using his signal!
Sarcastic Wife: He must be low on blinker fluid, honey.

blinker fluid by Merkle July 22, 2008

blinker fluid 

Often heard on the CB between Truckers. If a driver has passed them and left a turn signal on, they will call up and tell them they are running out of "Blinker Fluid"

Hey that Bull Hauler that just passed the FreightShaker in the hammer, your gonna run outta Blinker Fluid.

blinker fluid by Wee Ph1l April 16, 2006

Blinker Sync 

When the tic-tic of your blinkers' stays perfectly in syncs with the backlights of the car in front of you. Rarely seen.

Dude, I'm totally having a Blinker Sync!

Blinker Sync by qwertyfelix September 5, 2009

Blinker Sync 

When your vehicle's turn signal indicator syncs with the beat of the music that's playing from your car's stereo, either by matching or alternating with the beat of the music. See Wiper Beat.

Tick, tsch, tick, tsch, woomp, tick, woomp tick...
Hey check out this crazy blinker sync!

Blinker Sync by Excalq December 10, 2009

Blinker it 

Meaning:

To turn the signal on “abruptly” while driving. Normally pronounced by a fatherly figure, in a effort to make you turn without breaking the law! 🚨🚔

When your dad wants you to turn on the
blinker while driving.

So he says: Blinker it.

This moment of bonding can truly never be forgotten!

Blinker it by XcaliburXtreme May 3, 2022