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blazer rock 

Popular rock music ca. 1985 to 1989 that includes crisp, crisp drum beats and usually a horn section. Easy to identify artists of this genre because one or more of them will be wearing a blazer and/or sporting a mullet.
Steve Winwood, "Roll With It", a perfect blazer rock album
Rod Stewart, "Infatuation" era
Robert Palmer, any of his stuff
Don Henley, "Dirty Laundry to "The End of the Innocence" (sometimes the blazer can be used to make the artist seem more serious)
Power Station
Genesis, which then spawns Peter Gabriel in all of his blazer glory
blazer rock by dunk3865 October 21, 2009

Blazer Eye Surgery 

When the smoking of weed increases a persons eyesight
"Man my eyesights gotten so much better"
"yeah, it's cus of the blazer eye surgery"
Blazer Eye Surgery by Kie Boon August 11, 2014

blazer tag 

The act of smoking a blunt(until one's cognitive mind ceases to be available) and attempting to compete in a futuristic themed shooting competition(see laser tag). Like traditional laser tag, this game usually takes place in a dark semi-neon arena using infared enabled handheld weaponry to gain points by hitting sensors attached to other users with the beam from one's weapon.
CAUTION this activity has been known to cause testicular cancer. It is not known whether this is due to the weed or the infared beam but it is a statistical fact.
Last night I was playin Blazer tag with my bro from another moe & next thing I knew I had ball cancer.
blazer tag by Michael Brophy March 27, 2007

Blazer Tag 

Bro 1: My lil bro is having a laser tag party - boring af
Bro 2: Not if were playing blazer tag ;)
Bro 1: You're know a guest of honor
Blazer Tag by SwagerJager May 17, 2015

Blazer Dog 

The act of lighting multiple fursuits on fire, often occurring at conventions
At fur fest 2021, let’s hope nobody commits Blazer Dog

blazer-vision 

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.
Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.