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A black man in a rainstorm 

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.
Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.

Black Mama in a Bag 

The end product of releasing your bowels inside of a plastic bag, preferably a ziploc.
I had to shit so bad that I went black mama in a bag.

The Woman in black 

A horror film staring the extreamly smexy, Daniel Radcliffe as a widowed lawyer with a chubby son. Dan is sent to a Marsh house to settle a womans will, where he finds strang things happening throughout the house.

pretty much your basic ghost story, with creepy twists and an epic ending.
girl 1: did you see the Woman In Black?
girl 2: yush! my mom got so scared that she yelled out a string of cuss words during the movie
girls 1: you watched a scary movie with your mom?

preps in black

Lame-ass emo wannabes who pretend to be 'deep', 'melancholy', or 'misundrstood' while in actuality are some of the bubbliest, shallowest people on the planet. Usually have infatuations with Twilight, Chharlie the unicorn, and cheap emo bands they probably don't even listen to.
Sorry I'm late. I got caught behind the preps in black at Hot Topic, and had to stand there for an hour while they wrung up their wristbands and talked about Twilight.

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

men in black holes 

a cheap porno movie that is a spoof of men in black and features gay black men.
man, i was renting porno movies and came across Men in BLack Holes! YUCk!