bend the other cheek over 

Much like "turning the other cheek", except you are getting fucked in the ass by a "friend" instead of merely backhanded.

"Auntie Jr. is a jerk, Mom ... I'm not gonna bend the other cheek over this time!"
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.

bend the other cheek over by AdriBear May 12, 2018

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.

Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012

bend it bust it open

shaking that ass really hard and a bounce song

i want to see you bend it bust it open

bend it bust it open by 9th ward calliope savage January 16, 2012

Bend my knees 

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

Bend my knees by Sambiase November 18, 2013

bend a fresh biscuit 

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)

Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

bend a fresh biscuit by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 13, 2004

Bend and Swoop 

The act of bending a girl over who is wearing a short skirt, and swooping up the back of the skirt for quick sexual access.

That Jennifer was looking so hot at work today, I took her in the janitors closet and gave her the bend and swoop.

Bend and Swoop by 68andIOU1 April 21, 2011

Bend over boyfriend 

A boy that a girl fucks up the ass via some strap-on device.

Danielle says "Jeffrey is my Bend over boyfriend, I like doing him from behind"

Bend over boyfriend by danielle August 14, 2004