Conrad Bellamy

Most gorgeous man with emerald green eyes and slick black hair. Completely and entirely in love with his amate, Liana Bellamy. He’s extremely underrated, but highly adored by Liana. Extremely precious and often encourages himself with “it’s nerf or nothing.”

“Shit dawg- who’s that gorgeous man?”
“Oh that’s Conrad Bellamy.”

Conrad Bellamy by conradsbech August 24, 2020

Phoebe bellamy

A supreme leader who everyone follows. They are quite short and give the impression of being on ket 24/7 and look like a gremlin however, what everyone else doesn't know is that they are in fact a super sexy pixie goth girl. Phoebe bellamy will shag your mum or skin you if you disobey.

Jack hemsley: phoebe bellamy where are we going today dear leader
Phoebe bellamy: your mum

Phoebe bellamy by anonymous November 24, 2021

Phoebe bellamy

Phoebe bellamy is a sexy cunt and gets all the whores, phoebe bellamys are known to other people as supreme leaders. They are commonly found around the area of North dragging a bag around looking homeless and depressed. However, its actually a mask, they devised a planned to scare others of but then they revealed they are actually so sexy so the lads basically lay at their feet and become sex slaves and fulfill their plan of baby farms

Phoebe bellamy: bow down to common whore
Jack hemsley: yes master

Phoebe bellamy by Igjonnyboy November 24, 2021

Mr. Bellamy 

An extremely tall person who goes to the short people and launch them into oblivion and then make fart sounds.

Isaac: "James, why do you throw so many small people around and then make fart sounds?"
James: " well you see, I'm a Mr. Bellamy *makes a fart sound*"

Mr. Bellamy by Ax.the.italian.poop.fart. January 16, 2021

Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.

Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.

Bellamese by Pwoffesor of Bellamese studies July 26, 2012

Bellamione 

Considered one of the best Fan Fiction pairing to ever exist in the Harry Potter universe. Bellamione is the love between the two characters Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger. This pairing is very popular on Tumblr and well loved by many people. Comedian, Mae Martin, referenced this pairing during a BBC program Russell Howard's Good News when performing a composition called the "Erotic Fan Fiction Song".

Person 1: I really love Bellamione!
Person 2: Who doesn't?
or
Person 1: I'm off to read Bellamione!
Person 2: Living the dream I see.
or possibly:
Person 1: *reading Bellamione* Oh Bellatrix, I wish I was your Hermione...

Bellamione by TheBlushingBellamoineReader March 30, 2013

Bellamism 

The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick

Bellamism:

Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"

Bellamism by museee May 1, 2010