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beaching it 

1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.
What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
beaching it by Border Brother September 8, 2005

benching 

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,
- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.
when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach
"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."
beaching by briandisco March 2, 2008

benching 

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.
Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.
benching by Catheiadena March 3, 2011
To force a gerbil or small rodent into someone's ass through a small tube.
The other day, I bought a metal tube for the belchin party.
Belchin by Klitzy Bawls September 11, 2005

balching 

When the balls make an gigantic belching sound
It was disgusting! He kept balching!
balching by Lolbrah123 September 18, 2016