beaner 

that ugly cousin you have that just looks like a weiner but somehow will find a way to make ur scrumptious balls go up and away. if u don’t have a beaner it is probably vibing in ur left nut

i saw my big beaner the other day with her friend balec in the bahabas

beaner by balec December 22, 2021

Beaner 

n: an aroused clitoris; a femle erection

The clitoris has been described as resembling a "bean" by some and as the male counterpart's erection is considered a "boner," women have pridefully used the word "beaner" to describe the erect clitoris.

(s)he touched me so erotically that I got a beaner.

Beaner by RAFTERS December 9, 2012

Beaner 

My chihuahua/Weiner Dog

Oh my Beaner dog your so cute. BEANER DOG STOP LICKING MY ARM.

Beaner by Yaranaika17 September 4, 2017

beaner 

A racial slur focused toward Mexican-based ethnicity. The natural habitat of most beaners is mainly in a 35 yard distance from your local Home Depot. Speak slowly and do not make sudden movements when around a beaner for a vast majority of them conceal pocket knives and may be startled easily.

"i was walking by home depot today and was nearly stabbed by a beaner. I gotta be more careful..."

beaner by hawkeyefan July 24, 2009

Beaner 

An irritating seed in your marijuana.

"What's up with this weed man? It's full of beaners!"

Beaner by gnattyice1 December 14, 2012

Beaner 

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

Beaner by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Beaner 

A person easily distinguished by his "special" characteristics. A beaner often looks like or resenbles a mexican or person of hispanic decent. A beaner also usually has a way of putting himself in uncomfortable situations. A beaner shows no signs of emotion under pressure. Also a beaner sucks with girls. To "pull a beaner" consists of getting in a situation where you could "get some" and act like an idiot and ruin it, most likely by not talking to the girl at all and ruining any possibilities that could come out of the situation.

Oh my god! Don't be a beaner!

Get over there and talk to that girl! Don't go and pull a beaner like you did last time!

Beaner by bjismyname April 29, 2009