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Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.
I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.
batista by AJAW July 18, 2004
Overhyped wrestler who only does three moves - clothes-line, spine buster and the "Batista Bomb", which is nothing more than a mundane powerbomb.

No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.
JR - "Spinebuster on Ric Flair... The nature boy gets up gets a clothes-line. Flair gets to his feet and gets a "Batista Bomb" wow batista what an animal".
Batista by Akuma March 25, 2005

Batista'ed

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.
To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

Guy 1 :Bro did you see Jayden's girl with Christ last night?

Guy 2 :Yea bro he totally got Batista'ed
Batista'ed by heugh6780 December 9, 2018

Batista Bomb 

Oral sex given to or given by a barista.
Guy: how do you get a girl?
Batista guy: Pick her up, hold her close, Batista bomb.
Batista Bomb by Delmigo December 13, 2018

baristasi 

A secret association whose members patrol urban coffee shops to expose lousy coffee.
The baristasi closed down five coffee shops in Melbourne in the last week.
baristasi by Fred Eagles April 4, 2017
someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha
"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"
Batista by batistabomb January 25, 2019