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cry baby bitches 

People who were handed everything in their lives and don't ever work for anything. They cry and throw fits because Trump is president and they no longer get participation trophies. So they go around making up words and complaining about Trump and everything else in the world when they don't get their way
Y'all stop being cry baby bitches and get on with your pathetic lives!
cry baby bitches by Theert12 February 10, 2017

Cry Baby 

The sexual phenomenon that occurs when someone giving you a blow job begins to sob, often uncontrollably.

Rather than stop, the giver becomes more enthusiastic, sobbing and blowing simultaneously. You are confused, and feel you should say something, but don't. Surprisingly, it becomes a huge turn on.

This act is also known in different regions of the world as The Pacifier, Sob Knob, Cock Therapy, or Moutharsis.
My girl gave me a Cry Baby while listening to Simon and Garfunkel. That's when I knew this could last.
Cry Baby by MBisRad December 23, 2008

cry baby fuck

Somthing that crys alot and gets on nerves when your trying to sleep, and watch foodnetwork.
cry baby fuck by Lance Smith July 31, 2007

make baby jesus cry 

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

Cry Baby 

A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears
Yo, Jiminy, I proper did the Cry Baby with your sister last night!!
Cry Baby by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011

Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)