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Begone Thot 

(Variant of "Thot Begone!")

Invocation used to dispell a thot from the caster's plane of mortal experience. Similar to the Fifth Level spell 'Dispell Evil' or the Clerical 'Turn Undead' ability.

Male casters with a CHA(D) score of 16 or higher have an increased chance of successfully dispelling a Thot. This is a risky spell for males with a CHA(D) score of 12 or lower to cast as their "incel" status carries a significant risk of a failed intimidation check and suffering debilitating effects like becoming enraged, standing confused, fleeing in terror, or going beserk.

High Level Thots with multiple streams of social media income may be completely immune to the 'Thot Begone!' spell, even with a male with a CHA(D) score of 18 or higher.

If Thot initiates the social interaction with a snide snarky remark then a penalty is applied and the male caster who passes their intimidation check, regardless of CHA(D) score, can deliver a devastating verbal riposte by virtue of the moral authority that derives from being subjected to injustice. There is no saving throw.
Office Thot: "Hi. Are you going to the Christmas party?"
Low Status Male: "No, I actually have some family business to take care of."
Office Thot: "Well that's not much of an excuse." <+2 bonus to ego>
Low Status Male: <intimidation check passed> "It's not an excuse, it's a reason. And attendance is voluntary." (aka Begone Thot!)
Office Thot: <stunned & bewildered silence at unexpected Chad-like response. Stands still like a statue and body does an odd jerking motion like a goldfish was swallowed>

Whore begone 

After fucking some nasty whore, or a dirty skank, or any other time you looked down at your dick and say "what the fuck did you just do?" You, then in a panic, immediately go into the nearest bathroom and grab what appears to be the best solution and give your dick a bath in Listerine. Make sure to get it into your dick hole too.

Listerine on your dick= whore begone.
Jim: "man did you fuck that fat whore last night?"
Jack "omg ya! Then I immediately threw up, washed my cock with whore begone and got the fuck out of there"

jim "shit that whore begone burns my dickhole"
jack "better the whore begone burn than the sweet sting of syphillis"
Whore begone by Lascivious January 7, 2011

Q-BeGone 

The better Q-Anon. It is politically correct to be apart of Q-BeGone. They heavily oppose the shallow state, and their only purpose is to get rid of Q-Anon.
I'm a proud white privileged white conservative white male and I'm proud to be a 'Merican and I'm proud to be opposed to Q-BeGone!
Q-BeGone by YuckFouNittleLigga December 2, 2020

homo begone

Homo begone is an alternate version of no homo only used in DIRE situations every time u use it the sun gets 1 mile closer to earth
Homo begone example: 1:AYE! Lemme grab that dick real quick
2:Lmao ur gay homo bitch
1: Nah fam No Homo
2: Too late ur already homo
1 H O M O B E G O N E
2:*person 2 proceeds to turn gay and a orgy with 12 different men*

WOE.BEGONE 

a podcast about weird time travel args and there being too many itterations of the same wird guy called mike walters and some of them are cowboys for some reason?

queer timetravel murderers basikally

uys stop marissa ing wont leave my brain
hey you know that bodcast WOE.BEGONE?

i do. oh god i do. it wont leave me alone and everywhere i go i hear "and this is woe.begone" everywhere i go and my soul is torn apart. "its fine" say my family. "just go listen to the magnus archives or hello from the hallowoods or welcome to nightvale or any other podcast" . but try as i might i can not escape, and my brain is full OF WEIRD TIME TRAVELERS.
WOE.BEGONE by figgy:)) December 5, 2023

Be gone thot 

To get rid of a certain person who has a thotopathic tendency
"Be gone THOT!!!!!!!"
Be gone thot by Danky men November 14, 2018