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aloe verga 

Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock,dickor penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizzorsplooge.
Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."
aloe verga by Gary T. Meyer June 12, 2008
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aloe bath 

When you eat so much spinach that your cum comes out as green as aloe!
I ate so much spinach dip that I aloe bathed her after duffys.
aloe bath by Haystack4001 September 24, 2016

aloe-egg-lily 

She is a stupid idiot who is obsessed with Just Dance, Danganronpa, and many more. She has a Wattpad account too.
“Man, Aloe-Egg-Lily is such a simp.”

I agree, she’s such a weirdo.”
aloe-egg-lily by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020

aloe ecell 

World's first 100% ECO-FRIENDLY and Non HAZARDOUS 1.5V AA sized batteries making company
Aloe Ecell has been recognized world wide as the Global Winners
aloe ecell by Aloe Ecell November 23, 2020

aloe cookie 

A lesbian scientist. A scientist that has a green scouter and green hair, she has a prosthetic leg.

aloe crack

Her aloe crack is the best chapstick in the world
aloe crack by Ravenjade February 2, 2022

Aloe Blacc

I’m the man I’m the man I’m the man.
Yes I am Yes I am Yes I am.
Aloe Blacc means the goat