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African Time 

Similar to International Time, African Time is when one says they will arrive at a certain time, but arrive much later.

It should be noted that almost every African (on both the leaving and receiving end) does this. So, if one does actually arrive on "American time," don't be surprised if a party is still getting set up, a person is still getting ready, etc etc.
Guests arrive at an African party at 9 p.m. when the invite said 6:30.

Wedding invite says, "Note: There will be no African Time at this ceremony. It will start promptly."

You arrive at a party on time (craziness!) and half the food isn't done, the hostess is still in her cooking clothes, etc.

African American 

Is a person of African descent ,meaning ancestors were of African heritage, that is born in America. America is where the individual was born therefore that makes them "American" as well as a African because of their roots. It is the political correct term of how to identify a person of African descent that is born in America.
Carlton's great grandmother was from Africa, but he was born on American soil to two African American parents that were born in the United States. Therefore he is African American.
African American by grad201011 March 14, 2010

African Hangover 

The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water
Jess had the biggest african hangover in cuba.
African Hangover by 313vagina February 22, 2009

African-American Heart Monitor 

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.
African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....

African Round Ball 

African round ball

noun: basketball

adverb: The game of basketball.
White Guy: "Do you want to go play some African round ball?"

White Guy: "Good thing we hit the courts, that was a good game of African round ball."
African Round Ball by ranno March 29, 2010

African fruit snack 

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.
Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!