A pound of salt and some coke 

Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”

“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."

A pound of salt and some coke by Words… April 3, 2022

Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

Some egg in a hole by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa September 7, 2019

pour some haze on a bitch 

To make love to a woman so vigorously that all of her thoughts become hazy. Caution: may cause a loss of balance.

"These two hoes were lookin to smut it up so big tuck and tommy d decided that they were gonna have to pour some haze on a bitch"

pour some haze on a bitch by Tommy D and Tuck January 13, 2008

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun 

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force

1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012

Pulling a insert name of some kid 

When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women

yelling something too loud

pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud

Pulling a insert name of some kid by thegreatestkidintheworld69543 May 8, 2018

some body touch-a my spaget 

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

some body touch-a my spaget by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018

Some dumbass said I was a 

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass said I was a by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020