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a crash bandicoot by sar2k10 June 24, 2010
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A crash
When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:
Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,
Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.
Basically when your crush, crashes.
This can happen in many ways, for example:
Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,
Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.
Basically when your crush, crashes.
busting a crash
Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.
After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!
busting a crash by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018
pray for a plane crash
Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.
The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?
The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.
The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.
pray for a plane crash by Mastersacks July 11, 2017
Crash a party
1. Attending a party uninvited or after asking for an invite.
2. Show up at a party uninvited or self invited and do something remarkable.
2. Show up at a party uninvited or self invited and do something remarkable.
Mike crashed the new years eve party in his alligator suit. In many cases nothing remarkable is planned or happens when someone claims to crash a party.
Crash a party by Anonymous (not Jason Legako) January 31, 2015
gate crashing a cocktail party
When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.
Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.
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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.
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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.
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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.
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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...
gate crashing a cocktail party by Georgette July 20, 2008
You could survive a car crash
The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
You could survive a car crash by cascade? September 22, 2023