500 volts strait to the nipple 

A shocking surprise

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

500 volts strait to the nipple by Shhocker December 18, 2017

500 lbs, out to here 

when someone is really really fat, you put your hands at about half arm span and say that they are "500 lbs out to here" a variant is "500 lbs, like out to here"

DUDE! Elena is like 500 lbs, out to here!

500 lbs, out to here by ASSgas May 24, 2006

500 club 

when u lift 3 diffrent weights such as military press bench press and squat with a total of 500 pounds

greg:"i lifted 225 squat 135 bench and 115 power clean"
John: "wow, thats makes the 500 club"

500 club by mitchymitch August 18, 2007

500,069 

Filming yourself participating in a 69 and posting it on the internet. Resulting in a large number of views.

Man that chick I had the 500,069 with last week is pretty pissed with me

500,069 by pseudointeresting August 23, 2011

500 kph 

The speed that a person runs to get a charger when his/her phone is on 1%

Oh snap, did you see her run 500 kph to get her charger.

500 kph by UDIMF August 10, 2021

500 Radish 

When your parents enter your room while gaming with the boys, you say 500 radish

500 Radish

500 Radish by Envixty;) May 30, 2022

500 BackstreetBoys 

💸💰MOTION 💸💰

DAMN 500 Backstreetboys got MOTION💰💰💸

500 BackstreetBoys by BSBTunnie November 21, 2023