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500,069

Filming yourself participating in a 69 and posting it on the internet. Resulting in a large number of views.

Man that chick I had the 500,069 with last week is pretty pissed with me

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Some one who always has a better story than one you just told.

guy: "man I picked up really hot chick last night"
+1 guy: "that's nothing, I had a threesome with 2 models last night"

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