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Aggravated Homicide 

When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.
I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.
Aggravated Homicide by gpruitt February 13, 2014

romantic homicide

ro•man•tic hom•ici•de
/ɘbiꙅɘɘmoʜ ɔiƚᴎɒmoɿ‘/
adjective, formal.
1.
the act of blaming something that happened to you, like a heartbreak or a loss of a loved one, onto yourself.
“i feel like im so stupid. i feel like i just commited “romantic homicide.” ”.

Public Service Homicide 

The murder, or sometimes self-defensive, taking of a criminal's life. Often, but not always, committed by another criminal, such as in a shootout among rival gang members or a drug-deal that goes bad.
(1st person): Didja hear about the shooting last night behind the liquor store? Two guys got popped.

(2nd person): Yep. Those two were gang bangers that have been jacking up the neighborhood for months. But no more. I consider that a public service homicide.

Comedy Homicide 

When you have an actually funny meme, but is destroyed by laughing Emojis or "This made me die of laughter," and finally a stupid meme format after the funny meme.
You are being charged with 2 accounts of comedy Homicide

testicular homicide

Killing or being killed by the blunt force trauma of a testical. Or any variation thereof.
IE ~ testicals shoved down your throat, therefore causing asphyxiation and death. Or having ones testicals kicked so hard that one falls unconscious & chokes to death on one ones vomit. This would all be a Testicular Homicide.
testicular homicide by Len Bayne September 30, 2007

social homicide 

the act of killing another person's social life, typically through means of humiliation
i committed social homicide with my fun school prank
social homicide by me too lol June 17, 2018