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sleep shitted 

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.
“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”
sleep shitted by Emiliath March 16, 2021

xyratonic shatter 

a shatter from a multidimensional bomb bigger than the universe
guy 1: I am going to blow up all life and the universe with the xyratonic breaker
guy 2: thats going to cause a xyratonic shatter

solo shatter 

something sexual, like everything coined in Asylum 669
Merek: "Im fine, thanks:)"
Eliza: "Glad to hear that, I'd still solo shatter you tbh"

Dick Shattering 

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.
damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*
Dick Shattering by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

Jacob shatter 

The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.
Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter
Jacob shatter by ChildSafety September 15, 2022

Krista Sharted 

It means she sharted.
Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted
Krista Sharted by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022