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internet wang 

False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.
Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
internet wang by dandi May 30, 2006
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"Jewish White Asian Nigga"

A Jewish white person trying to be an asian trying to be a black person.

On par with waiga

Also see poser
Man, you hear about that j'waiga Yarone? He played Tupac and NAS at his bar mitzvah while serving sushi.
j'waiga by Akubutaou March 15, 2004
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Pronunciation: Won - guh
(adj.) Most likely orginating from Mexico or Latin America.
1. Loose or floppy, especially referring to clothing or body parts.
2. A adjective that conveys a negative feeling toward baggyness, floppyness or loosness of clothing, body parts or attatchments
1. Yo Carolina, do these jeans look wanga on me in the booty area? It feels like I have a loaded diaper back there cause they be saggin like a pregnent goat.
2. Dude, check out that chicks wanga cottage cheese thighs. Shit, they're so wanga, I think on of them slapped me in the face from across the street!
3. As Cynthia stood in the mirror in the dressing room checking out the new pants she was going to buy, she knew they were wanga in the butt, but she always bought pants 2 sizes too big. Maybe it would fill out one of these days...back to its original glory.
wanga by Wonga Patrol March 21, 2005

wang juice 

semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, gizz, man juice, gentlemen juice, man chowder, man milk, gism, penis pudding, spooge, spunk, boner juice
Put plain and simple, it's the stuff that results from ejaculation that comes out of your penis during or after masturbation or any form of sex, be it anal sex, vaginal sex, aural sex, oral sex, or mammarinal sex.
wang juice by AJAW December 31, 2004

wang bagel

a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself
I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.
wang bagel by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Wainwright 

A small town located in East Central Alberta. The only reason anybody outside of Alberta has heard of it is because it houses a Canadian Forces Base that is only really there to use the massive tracts of land around it.

The actual town itself is a trashy place where the only source of amusement is for the townsfolk is to drive up and down main street in their pick up trucks or go out into the back woods and drink their life away.

If you are posted there, watch out. Most of the townsluts are either diseased, or under the age of 16. Seriously. Most people there lose their virginity before the age of 12. If you can, avoid this town like the plague.
Soldier 1: Where's our next course?
Soldier 2: CFB Wainwright.
Soldier 1: .....shit.
Wainwright by Attila the Pun March 1, 2011

Sucks wang for change 

a girl that knowingly and willingly omits penis' in to her mouth, for small denominations of us currency.
this girl will suck your dick for the silver in your pocket.
Sucks wang for change by mike lea February 19, 2005