Rooster Illusion 

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

Rooster Illusion by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011

rooster combs 

the flabby and loose pieces of skin that hang from the vagina.

look at the scabs on her rooster combs!

rooster combs by button January 13, 2005

The rooster. 

Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.

Samantha doesn't like to get up early, so I gave her the rooster.

The rooster. by Beef Cakes 91 November 1, 2019

Rooster cog-burn 

An asshole with longhair that goes to clubs with his friends and only gets guys numbers.

Wow we went to the club with john and he got like 12 guys numbers and no girls. Hes such a rooster cog-burn

Rooster cog-burn by Kfedex123433 November 24, 2011

rooster 

An offensive term used to describe a young African-American man (usually about 13-25 years of age) that places material possessions and sexual conquests over knowledge and being a an asset to society. The one that makes all African-Americans look bad while trying to be 'street'.

That boy is such a rooster; all he does is brag about how many hos he banged and how many fake platinum chains he can dangle about that scrawny, pencil neck of his! (the sad part is, I'm African-American as well XD) If he thinks he's supposed to look sexy like that, he's sorely mistaken!

rooster by Shawn B. December 15, 2003

rooster 

1.One of the best Alice in Chains songs. About the Vietnam war.
2. A person who can't be stopped, not only physically, but mostly mentally.

1. "Yeah they come to snuff the rooster..."

2. "That guys takes anything thrown at him."

rooster by WarnDogg May 24, 2007

Rooster Teeth 

A website filled with 14 year-olds who's sole purpose is to brown nose their way to the staff's friend's list. As well as producing Red vs. Blue, Rooster Teeth also employs a Canadian and a bull dyke to produce very unfunny comics slathered with laugh-a-minute jokes about France and video games.

It's a well known fact that the only reason anyone would want to visit Rooster Teeth (for reasons other than being ass kissing fanbois) is to visit the Metal BAR and the Politics and Current Events forum. Unfortunately, nazi mods go ape shit about Metal BAR, and the Politics and Current Events forum is run by elitists who tolerate nothing but intelligent conversations when talking about politics (who would've thought, demanding intelligence when talking about politics).

Pedobear loves Rooster Teeth because of the amount of fourteen year-old boys willing to suck a semi-famous celebrity's cock.

Rooster Teeth by MOAR cowbell December 14, 2008