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Cthulu Fillet 

When you put an alive octopus in a vagina and have sexual intercourse
guy: Dude we made a Cthulu Fillet!
guy2: i gotta do that to how was it
guy: fishy....
Cthulu Fillet by Odep dep December 2, 2011

fallen angel 

fallen angel by john March 19, 2004
A phone call that is made to a mate or partner simply for the purpose of killing time while travelling on a boring journey.
Girlfriend: 'Aw, that's really sweet of you to phone and ask how my day was going.'
Boyfriend: 'That's cool, it was only a filler anyway. Right gotta go, that's my stop.'
Filler by ZambianAstronaut December 10, 2010

Filed under “E” 

Expression mostly used by uneducated Anglophones, meaning “dead”. Heard after a few beers, in conversations held in the presence of French Canadiens. It comes from “filed under “H”, for history”, but with the speaker unknowingly believing that French “histoire” is spelled “E-stoire”.
I fucked her so hard last night, that her cunt is filed under E.

She filed herself under E after dropping the hair-dryer in the tub.

Startled by the heavy truck traffic, the rich bitch’s pink poodle darted towards the road; it was filed under E upon arrival at the Vet's clinic.
Filed under “E” by Pilot January 21, 2004

fallen gatekeeper 

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.
Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers
fallen gatekeeper by KungFu April 5, 2005

fallen acorn 

When the head (and ONLY the head) of one's penis escapes from the fly of his underwear.
Haha! Check out Spidey's fallen acorn! He better put that thing back in there before zipping!