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writing a book 

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.
"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."
writing a book by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

Writings 

n. The section of cigarette closest to the filter; the very last part of a cigarette you can smoke.

Refers to the name of the cigarette brand usually being 'written' on this section.

Often the person who has actually smoked most the cigarette won't bother smoking all the way down to 'writings' and so the term is almost only used by someone else who is without cigarettes and is trying to scrounge some free smoke.
Hey, dude, can I get writings?
Writings by dickywilly September 30, 2011

Writing Coma 

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
Writing Coma by thelastcard December 1, 2010

wailing juanita 

A wailing Juanita is a woman who screams excessively loud during intercourse to such a degree she garners the attention of neighbors and those passing by.
Suzy became such a wailing Juanita during one night with Mike that her neighbors complained and she made children on the street cry.
wailing juanita by Tree Dollars September 2, 2013

Writing Papers

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"
Writing Papers by second nature October 28, 2013

Wanting to heck someone 

Wanting to heck someone is basically wanting to have fun times in bed with them
"Wow I'm really wanting to heck someone like Rachel!"