dirty teddy 

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and tries to put it in his partner's mouth. She refuses and he rubs the poop on her face. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

TJ gave Mary a Dirty Teddy and she never had anal sex or spoke to TJ again.

dirty teddy by Big richie November 11, 2008

Tired as a teddy bear 

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall

'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

Tired as a teddy bear by cg12321 June 29, 2010

jama teddy 

Jama teddy is a very special type of teddy who is easy to love and great fun to be around. He always wears pyjamas.

Time to go to bed, Jama Teddy.

jama teddy by Dannyboyrules November 24, 2017

fuzzy teddy bear 

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

fuzzy teddy bear by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

Toned teddy

A guy that is kinda muscular, but also not.
Like. He’s a teddybear, but he has muscles showing.
He doesnt have a dadbod, but he aint skinny.

My boyfriend is a real toned teddy, its so hot!

Toned teddy by Thiccccums June 23, 2021

sweaty teddy 

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

sweaty teddy by it really happened January 7, 2008

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt 

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010