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Wyoming super glue 

The act of ejaculating onto a friends valued possession, sticking it to another valued possession then leaving it outside in sub freezing temperatures.
Tim: are you fuckin serious man... why is my guitar stuck to my truck with frozen jizz
Sam: haha gave it the good ol Wyoming super glue..... bitch

Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue is the "putty" created in the process of "Penis Fly Trapping". After you finish once and keep stroking it, the consistency of the jizz becomes like Gorilla Glue, making it hard to keep stroking and finish a second time.
It was a lonely Friday night, and I was sitting there stroking my hog watching Telenovelas. Out of boredom I wanted to keep going and try to accomplish a Penis Fly Trap, but the jizz got tacky and it was like jerking off with Gorilla Glue.
Gorilla Glue by PhunSyze July 26, 2017

vag glue 

Female: you totally glued me last night, why do you always get sick?
Female #2: Did I vag glue you? Sorry.
vag glue by Super Solvent January 14, 2008

butt glue 

paste that forms in the crack of one's buttocks when strenuous physical activity has taken place in extreme heat; usually after a few days of not bathing.
After 3 days of summer camping, I had some serious butt glue going on.
butt glue by MixMasta B December 20, 2006

Hot glue gun

When your girl gives you head and holds the cum in her mouth then comes up and gives you a kiss and spits your cum in your mouth
Dude Kyle's girl gave him a hot glue gun last night
Hot glue gun by Tracksuit June 25, 2022

crazy glue

Justin and tom wanted to Fuck each other so they tried to use vaseline instead they used crazy glue and got stuck toger! They went to the doctor and he unstuck them, then the Dr. said This is how it's done Bay -acthes!
And he used crazy glue too, it was very kinky!
Tom: Help us get unstuck!
Doctor: Fine! but then lemmme show ya how it's done!
SOME LADY: OOOH how kinky!
crazy glue by tomtomtom the poser September 5, 2005