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Sticky Vicky 

A "vaginal magic show" as a live performance which involved a magician pulling various objects out of her vagina on-stage. Originally created in Valencia, Spain by illusionist Victoria María Aragüés Gadea (b. 15 April 1943, active 1980–2015 with stage name Vicky Leyton aka Sticky Vicky).

Her daughter continued the illusion after her retirement.
Victoria's Secret? The sheer number of bizarre objects hidden in her vagina. Sticky Vicky and her secretions have engorged everything from ping-pong balls, eggs, handkerchiefs, sausages, razor blades, machetes and a lit lightbulb to a bottle of beer. Bottoms up!

Bring your bachelor party to the show and the poor bridegroom will be dragged on stage and left so scarred for life that he never dare look at another vagina.
Sticky Vicky by bitchuck September 24, 2023
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Trucked Sticked 

When a person gets hit extremely hard in any type of physical sport
That kid got Trucked Sticked so hard they had to call an ambulance

Pootie shickle 

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.
A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.
Pootie shickle by gaybija October 7, 2019

sick smell 

The 'sick smell' is the odor one smells when one is sick. No one else can smell it but you. If you have a bad cold or the flu, and everythign smells weird and gross, you have the sick smell.
I was feeling a little better from my cold, and I was about to eat dinner until that damned sick smell made me lose my appetite.
sick smell by Dark Tree March 6, 2005

Sick Story 

Sick story is a slang term (that may or may not be accompanied by a hand gesture)that is presented within conversation to convey disbelief, disinterest, disregard or general disapproval.

The term originated in the hallways of Grossmont High school, in San Diego, California in early 2005.

Originally, the term was used when sarcastically conveying excitement, or over-interest about a particularly boring or pointless story told in conversation. (ex.1) With the term, came a hand gesture. With thumb and pinky extended, and middle three fingers curled into palm.(Similar to the "hangloose" gesture) Used to replicate a phone, this signal meant "Why don't you call somebody who cares?".

The hand signal became it's own entity, and no longer necessarily needed to be accompanied by the verbal exclamation. And now, sick story could be applied to virtually any situation to show disapproval(ex.2) , especially the unfunny, or trite. (ex.3)

It became not uncommon to preemptively sick story one's self in order to be able to finish a sentence that is inherently sick story prone. Particularly when talking about something shameful or typical of yourself. (ex.4)

Sick Story can now be heard all around San Diego, and surrounding southern California. The phrase seems simple enough, buy coupled with it's universal hand gesture, and infinite capacity, it is slowly making it's way into the American lexicon.
1. A: "Dude, last night my phone rang, and when I picked it up, there was no one there. So I called them back, and they had the wrong number."

B: "Sick story!"

2.*Car won't start*

A: "Ugh, sick story"

3. A: "The other day I was eating and sandwich, and-"

B "That's what she said!"

A: "Sick story" *Hand motion*

4. A "Hey, sick story, I know, but last night I paid for her movie tickets, even though she said it wasn't a date."
Sick Story by The Mach5 March 23, 2010

Sticker Paralysis 

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
Sticker Paralysis by grimfish March 5, 2009

sticking your penis in an electrical socket 

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.