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Swaptronics

When repairing an electronic device, instead of finding and replacing the defective component, the entire circuit board or module is replaced.
Customer: Why are you charging me $170 to repair my CD player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?

Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.

Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.
Swaptronics by tech7777 July 8, 2011
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a beautiful man, inside and out. the cutest person you will ever meet and he is loved by everyone. he is shy, sweet and gets nervous but is so adorable, it's surreal how much you will love him. the greatest guy ever.
besotted girl: swapnil is so adorable and cute i just want to hug him forever
swapnil by iloveswapnil May 24, 2009
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swapmeat 

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy
That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.
swapmeat by flyingdog February 23, 2008

Swapcast 

A podcast episode that is jointly released by two or more podcast productions. The term was coined and first used by comedian Doug Stanhope
Hey two of my favorite comics just did a swapcast. What a good way to expose each other to their respective fandbases while also having fun!

taco swapper 

A slang term for a lesbian, dyke, or a woman who is swapping her taco with another.
Yeah, I hit on that bitch but she wasn't into guys, she was a taco swapper.
taco swapper by Josh Gentelin December 9, 2008
A nice looking young lady and is very nice but if you get her mad your in trouble
Swapna is so cool
swapna by Tamatio May 21, 2018

swapping spit

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.
swapping spit by mandingoe May 24, 2004