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metasexual

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at Meta Labs, the number one Dashboard solution!
James wants to work at Meta Labs so bad, I think he's metasexual.
metasexual by Jazzzi January 6, 2021

petrosexuals 

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.
petrosexuals by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

netrosexual 

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium
Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
netrosexual by elliott February 4, 2005

motosexual 

An extreme sexual gearhead or motorhead who finds some aspect of internal combustion or vehicles erotic.
People turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.
Look at that motosexual, reving and humping his dirtbike and turning around to look at the smoke!
OR
Yeah, that motosexual, ever since he put a cam in his chevelle, he has been driving around with a woodie!
motosexual by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005

retrosexual 

A retrosexual is the opposite of a metrosexual. He ia a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance.
Normally a very fastidious woman, Mary was shocked to realize she was overcome by his raw retrosexual appeal.
retrosexual by Phloxic Haste October 19, 2004

metrasexual 

1. one who engages in sexual activities on public transport, especially on trains in the chicagoland area.
2. one who gets all wet thinking about trains, especially commuter trains in chicago.
3. how a southern gentleman might pronounce "metrosexual."
1. hey guys, kelly blew me while we were riding home to fox lake on the train. maybe she'll fuck me if we ride the elgin line!!
2. ohmigod, i almost missed the 5:35 westbound to aurora.....wait, here it comes....ohhhh..... ooooooohhhh....... aaahhhhhhh. that was great.
3. son, what in hail do you mean, "ah'm a metrasexual, grampa?" does that mean yer one a those nancy boys from new york city?
metrasexual by earpuller April 28, 2006