Jeff Sessions 

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

sessionaire 

Formed from session, refering to the time spent smoking marijuana. Sessionaire refers to the person doing the smoking.

"Johnny smokes at least 6 joints a day, he's quite the sessionaire".

sessionaire by Brett Skipper January 21, 2004

Jeff Sessions 

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

Jeff Sessions by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

kate sessions park 

A fairly large park on Mount Soledad in San Diego, right above from Pacific Beach. Notable for the large amount of people that come late at night to either smoke or have sex. Has a great view of mission bay and the downtown skyline.

1) My friends getting high up at kate sessions park right now
2) I totally banged this chick up at kate sessions last night in her car

kate sessions park by Chuckinitup March 11, 2008

sessionable 

The characteristic of an alcoholic drink (usually a pint of beer) which is suitable for a lengthy drinking session. Usually refering to beer with an ABV between 3.5 and 4 %. Used when a non-pajoritive word is required for a weak beer.

"I say, that Hydes Black is highly sessionable."

sessionable by BeePee November 27, 2006

Sessioning 

Getting hammered with a large group of friends; lots of alcohol involved typically

Here man, we're already sessioning at mine come on down! Some of the lads are already locked!

Sessioning by hardcoreSessioner May 5, 2011

Jeff Sessions 

A racist inbred hillbilly from Alabama. He serves as the AG of the Depressed States of America.

He pulled a Jeff Sessions, and fucked his own sister while obscenities at the black man on tv.

Jeff Sessions by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018