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Stirring the mayo jar 

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.
She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.
Stirring the mayo jar by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

Puerto Rican Mayo 

The sperm of a male or transvestite Puerto Rican.
Cameron wants some Puerto Rican mayo. Really. Really. REALLY. Bad.

nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

Seis de Mayo 

the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo
Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?"
Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?"
Tom: "Duuude, you were so wasted on Cinco de Mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! That must've been a killer hangover!"
Dave: "That's what why we have Seis de Mayo and aspirin."
Seis de Mayo by dbierman May 7, 2010
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Seis de Mayo 

Hipsters' version of Cinco de Mayo, becuase if hey celibrated that, it would be too "mainstream."
Elliot: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
James: Come on, you're killin' my buzz, wait 'till tomarrow.
Elliot: What's tomarrow?
James: Seis de Mayo, cause Cinco de Mayo's too mainstream.
Elliot: oh..cool?...
James: No.. chill.

Spicy Mayo 

When a Male ejaculates into a Females mouth, then the woman pours hot sauce into her mouth.
Dude I gave Jacks mom some Spicy Mayo
Spicy Mayo by Spicy Mayo Man April 13, 2022