Tom Selleck 

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."

Tom Selleck by Stabitystab July 27, 2008

sellibate

A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.

What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.

sellibate by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

sellbot 

An individual who often partakes in the act of "selling", meaning to perform poorly in important circumstances such as in heated competition. The "bot" (short for robot) portion of the word refers to the individuals capacity to only be able to "sell", similarly to how certain robots/machines have only the capacity to do one specific thing.

tl;dr a retard

Neil: did you see sebastian try to bumrush the entire enemy team? my man died instantly
Marco: Yeah man, what a sellbot

sellbot by collin o'neil July 12, 2021

Mike Sellers 

The current beast Pro Bowl fullback for the Washington Redskins. He started his career at the age of 19 for the CFL.

At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Mike Sellers destroy Kenoy Kennedy yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!

Mike Sellers by Zorn Star June 1, 2009

selling dreams 

When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.

EXAMPLE 1:

What happened to you Alyssa?

Oh, I'm so bummed out.

Why is that?

Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?

EXAMPLE TWO:

Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.

Selling dreams?

She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.

selling dreams by problemeo February 25, 2019

sellin candy

talkin dirty;tellin a person what sexual activity u wish to perform upon them, thus making the person feel horny (or disgusted)

person1:how was ur night with Doug?
person2:he was sellin candy all up in my ear ALL FUCKIN NIGHT

sellin candy by Sugar Cube January 18, 2008

selling sand

Selling sand is a slang term for selling Molly also known as Ecstasy. This is because in it’s pure form it tends to look like brownish sand.

Yo I’m selling sand hmu

How much a point?

$10 for a point

selling sand by prizs September 23, 2019